The amazing and industrious comrades at the CARNE and QUESO Furniture Department just got their first project off the ground. Its a lacquered sheep's spine turned into creepy trophy room/ Anton Lavey bedside accoutrement. The lamp rests on a solid clear acrylic base and has a glossy black shade with reflective gold inlay.
Recommended and reviewed by a good friend of Carne and Queso, Sir Vinnie Sanchez.
The teenagers of yesteryear were a little more authentic than the bleached and clean cut modern youth of today. They also had installed suburban youth mental institutions for the bad seeds, black sheeps, and wolves that planned to reform and moralize the kids. The kids are alright. Its their adult world that made everyone weird and misunderstood in the first place.
Its all here from the teenage neverland: bad times drugs damaged girl who lives with single mom who drives a sports car into a swimming pool, 80s gang bangers in a new wave era when they had teen clubs back in the day. This is a dive into youth from the black hole. A cinematic slap in the face of every educational shit hole and community youth teen center that sucked your soul.
Watch this on VHS and finger that plastic boxed protection case that Blockbuster used to provide you with before they went pulseless in the era of Generation Y teens who have no idea or have probably never even held one. A Beastie Boy makes an appearance in it with a drunk Donald Sutherland as his anchor in a mixed up world. For teenage fuck ups.
In commemoration of SB 1070, a bill just passed in Arizona that makes having a mustache while wearing a cowboy-hat grounds for arrest, CARNE AND QUESO presents this little frijole in the hopes that it will propagate the stereotype that the fine people of Mexico are all Catholic, bejeweled-gun carrying, bad-ass drug dealers. The following text is written by Special Agent Robert J. Botsch, formerly assigned to the EI Paso FBI office where he investigated Mexican drug-trafficking organizations, he currently serves in the Law Enforcement Communication Unit at the FBI Academy .
The Legend
Jesus Malverde was a notorious Mexican bandit who stole from the rich to give to the poor. He received fame and notoriety in the state of Sinoloa around the turn of the 20th century. During that period, from 1877 to 1911, Porfilio Diaz ruled Mexico. Viewed as a modernizer who encouraged the growth of big business, Diaz was particularly interested in attracting foreign investors. His lack of concern for the millions of residents living in poverty caused major social problems and unrest that eventually led to the Mexican Revolution . Some people turned to crime as a means of survival.
Jesus Malverde became a folk hero to the region's poor and working class because he challenged the Mexican government's authority and refused to comply with its laws. According to the legend, Malverde rode through the hills near the city of Culiacan in Sinoloa wearing green clothing to blend into his environment, committing banditry , and distributing the proceeds fromhis crimes to the area's impoverished inhabitants.These so-called acts of kindness ultimately earned him such titles as Angel of the Poor or Generous Bandit.
He continued his criminal pursuits until 1909 when Mexican law enforcement officials captured and executed him. Since his reported death, Malverde has earned the status of a Mexican folk hero, representing hope to Mexico's poor and underprivileged. A common belief remains that Malverde protects and provides assistance to the poor people of Mexico. Because of the limited accurate details about Malverde, historians never have been able to prove his existence. In fact, some believe that he never lived and that his legend, based on a compilation of several different people, has become a symbol of justice, similar to Robin Hood, for the working poor in Mexico.
The Link
The illegal drug trade has been a profitable business for decades. It has funneled billions of dollars back to Mexico, and at least a portion of the drug proceeds have reached the poor people willing to work for these criminal enterprises. Those living in poverty have worshiped the spirit of Jesus Malverde for years, frequently asking for protection and a variety of personal favors. Over time, some of his followers entered the illegal drug trade and began asking Malverde for protection before, during, and after their drug-trafficking activities. To reinforce their beliefs, the traffickers often carried various items depicting Malverde's image hoping this paraphernalia would protect them further. If they successfully completed their drug-trafficking objective, they thanked Malverde for his guidance. If arrested, they continued to ask for his assistance throughout their court proceedings. This practice became so common that his legend flourished, and Malverde eventually was labeled the unofficial patron saint of drug traffickers.
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Not only did Malverde's likeness , a teenage Tom Selleck doppelganger, provide inspiration for a plethora of kitsch religious trinkets and shrines but also for various songs written about him and drug-trafficking called "corridos". At the end are two of those by Los Cadetes de Linares, who not only sing about narcos but also portray them in their music vidoes.
Hasta luego mi babosos! And to Jan Brewer, Joe Arpaio, Joe Sweeney, J. D. Hayworth, Jim Gilchrist and anyone that doesn't like Sonoran dogs, Yo cago en la leche de tu puta madre!
CARNE AND QUESO
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