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Phoenician Lifestyles of the Broke and Ugly

It was an excruciating decision whether to A) Try to grab some of the one dollar bills this guy was making it rain or B) take some good photos. The fact that the song they were preforming was "Broke Niggas Make Me Sick" pushed me into B territory.  

There is a Roman Polanski movie called Knife in the Water. Never seen it but it inspired me to take this photo incase Roman ever calls me and needs a DVD menu background for the movie.

 Can't really tell but those are indeed CARNE and QUESO painted nails.

Mutant ninja turtles performing there patented double stack maneuver. 

That kid asked "Mommy why does it look at me ugly?". And that apes eyes are saying "I'm going to tear off your chubby little arms and beat you with them, because I can". 

Secret to a successful party = hooked up spread + hot bitches + drugs - new dudes

Hey, I didn't know mariachi Alfred  E. Neuman appeared with the Virgin of Guadeloupe? Uncanny. Que, yo me preocupe?

Caught this pervert fondling the balls of this art peice. He caught me taking this picture and tried to disengage his molester mitten. Got you creep! 

 I'm going with 12's face, 13's facial hair, 8's cut and 15's disposition. 

It was like that movie with Clint Eastwood and the ape, except this ape gave good head.

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ART

Country Thunder 2011 - Florence, Arizona

A pictorial representation of why Country Thunder is 5000 times more awesome than Coachella.

Whatch'you know about the Hill Billy Grill? Redneck gastronomical perfection. Bacon wrapped sausages, cheesey bacon fries, Frog legs, turkey legs and much more. Our 17 year old co-worker, a local Florincian, had a sweet unfinished weed leaf tattoo on his abdomen and got kicked out of high-school for "pills". Stay up little duder.  photo by Hesh

The South rises again to dance on mobile stripper stands for COORS Light in the mud.

Turkey Holocaust - Never forget the juiciness.  photo by Andy Stinebrink

The greatest day to be a prisoner in Florence is probably the day you get to weed-wack the grounds and put up tents at Country Thunder... or it could be your release date.

Fast-food aesthetic is what inspires me, Duhhhh.  Contemporary Pop Americana, disgusting and amazing like a jellied beef filled Jack in the Box taco. I felt like I was at a museum.    photo by Andy Stinebrink

Got yer girlfriend pardner.     photo by Andy Stinebrink

Icecream man. photo by Hesh

I was like "Cowboy Jenga!"

and they were like "Whats Jenga?"

and I was like "Ok you guys reinvented Jenga? Even cooler."

Too bad my camera died after the first day or I could have gotten photos of this and many other awesome things.

CARNE AND QUESO

FLIX

From Texas to Tucson

A Pictorial History 

Ground bird head  >  Allspice

This man's number one fear....

Back-hair fire.

Solution...

Live next to a fire hydrant.

As soon as whiskey turns your face cherry red, then you know it's time to fight.

Cat got a new neck orifice. (BARF)

I love those new salted wild-style snacks.

What's really disgusting is that all this shit is still in my trunk.

Proof that a house can look hung-over.

Still life with pipe.

The only thing hanging on a wall in Tyler's whole entire house.

Birds got stems.

Smoke, oranges and bees.

 _____ in the basement,

that's the proper placement.

Down below,

that's where they go.

B & E bathroom break.

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Champagne VS Motor-bikes 

 

 

  

CANRE AND QUESO

PICTURES FROM VIETNAM

These photos are from American as well as North Vietnamese. Happy New Year/ Tet!