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Phoenician Lifestyles of the Broke and Ugly

It was an excruciating decision whether to A) Try to grab some of the one dollar bills this guy was making it rain or B) take some good photos. The fact that the song they were preforming was "Broke Niggas Make Me Sick" pushed me into B territory.  

There is a Roman Polanski movie called Knife in the Water. Never seen it but it inspired me to take this photo incase Roman ever calls me and needs a DVD menu background for the movie.

 Can't really tell but those are indeed CARNE and QUESO painted nails.

Mutant ninja turtles performing there patented double stack maneuver. 

That kid asked "Mommy why does it look at me ugly?". And that apes eyes are saying "I'm going to tear off your chubby little arms and beat you with them, because I can". 

Secret to a successful party = hooked up spread + hot bitches + drugs - new dudes

Hey, I didn't know mariachi Alfred  E. Neuman appeared with the Virgin of Guadeloupe? Uncanny. Que, yo me preocupe?

Caught this pervert fondling the balls of this art peice. He caught me taking this picture and tried to disengage his molester mitten. Got you creep! 

 I'm going with 12's face, 13's facial hair, 8's cut and 15's disposition. 

It was like that movie with Clint Eastwood and the ape, except this ape gave good head.