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POSTER DESIGN DEDICATED TO GETTING TOADED

Have you ever heard about about crazed teenagers licking toads to get high? Well, that's a bunch of bullshit. Crazed teenagers would get a mild buzz at best from simply licking hallucinogenic toads. Real psychonauts know the only real way to toad trip is by smoking the venom of the Sonoran desert’s little green warty DMT producer, Bufo alvarius.

OAlthough the genus Bufo includes more than two hundred species of toads, Bufo alvarius is the only species that exists exclusively within the Sonoran Desert. Unlike most toads, B. alvarius is semi-aquatic and must remain in the vicinity of dependable water in order to survive. Consequently, the principle habitat of this species is within the drainage of permanent rivers and streams of the Sonoran Desert. During the monsoon season the toad will congregate in pools of water for mating.

Glands that contain the venom are concentrated on the neck and limbs of B. alvarius

When the toad is in danger or the glands themselves are stimulated they produce a milky-white venom that contains large amounts of the potent hallucinogen, 5-MEO-DMT as well as a handful of other mind altering chemicals unique to the animal. When the venom is smoked it produces an intense psychedelic experience of incredibly short duration.

In order to gather the Colorado River Toad’s venom after gathered from its glands is placed on a smooth dry surface and spread out as thin as possible to increase drying time. When the fluid has lost most of it’s tactile stickiness it can be scraped free with a razor. This substance can then be heated in a smoking device and inhaled into the lungs to deliver a pungent dose of mind fuckery. Some have described the taste as “Dr. Pepper” like, others describe it simply as “butthole flavored”.

So if you are or ever have been a crazed teenager with an itching to get high on toads, come to the Sonoran desert and get toaded for real.

Here is a toad shrine with crack pipe, torch and vials of DMT venom.

Here are three cool dudes that got so toaded out they travelled back through space and time to nineteen-ninety-whatever.

I think this toaded psycho-naut just shit his pants after realizing the infinity of the soul.

Pro-Bufo "GET TOADED" violence gangs graffiti vandalism.