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STEEZ PATROL

Larosa VS Carne and Queso

Oh shit its a shit themed skateboard. These limited edition shred sleds commemorate the innate American spirit of defiance and the very real danger of stepping on biting turd creatures. These decks are available at the Carne and Queso store or can be purchased at Larosa.

SKATE OR DIE

32" X 8" 
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TUTORIAL

The "My Stupid Wife" Scam

Big money hustlin' this weekend with the White House Scam. 

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ART FARTS

Internet Nightmare 

Vision


This video was inspired by the internet. Wish I knew how to use Flash.


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INTERNET TREASURE

Deep Throat VS The Smoking Man 








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CRAP

Steez Patrol - TEAM



Team Print Shop is a small, independently owned screen printing and design studio located in Oakland, CA. They specialize in premium quality screen printing on apparel and paper, and provide a full range of creative services including custom t-shirt and poster design. They don't just produce product for others either, they also make fresh-ass and finely made products under their own label as well. 

Check out these fly beasts below.





PIECE (shirt no longer for sale on their website)


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FLIXXX

Phoenician Lifestyles of the Broke and Ugly


It was an excruciating decision whether to A) Try to grab some of the one dollar bills this guy was making it rain or B) take some good photos. The fact that the song they were preforming was "Broke Niggas Make Me Sick" pushed me into B territory.  

There is a Roman Polanski movie called Knife in the Water. Never seen it but it inspired me to take this photo incase Roman ever calls me and needs a DVD menu background for the movie.

 Can't really tell but those are indeed CARNE and QUESO painted nails.

Mutant ninja turtles performing there patented double stack maneuver. 

That kid asked "Mommy why does it look at me ugly?". And that apes eyes are saying "I'm going to tear off your chubby little arms and beat you with them, because I can". 

Secret to a successful party = hooked up spread + hot bitches + drugs - new dudes

Hey, I didn't know mariachi Alfred  E. Neuman appeared with the Virgin of Guadeloupe? Uncanny. Que, yo me preocupe?

Caught this pervert fondling the balls of this art peice. He caught me taking this picture and tried to disengage his molester mitten. Got you creep! 

 I'm going with 12's face, 13's facial hair, 8's cut and 15's disposition. 


It was like that movie with Clint Eastwood and the ape, except this ape gave good head.

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FILM

Valerie and Her Week of Wonders 


Directed by Jaromil Jires (1970)

This dreamlike fairytale captures the coming-of-age of a young Czechoslovakian girl. The film portrays the heroine as living in a disorienting dream, seduced by priests, vampires, men and women alike. receiving a pair of earrings, strange things begin to happen to Valerie. As her burgeoning sexuality sparks even more haunting escapades, Valerie must contend with an explosively  world that challenges and inspires her. Jaromil Jires' film is a surprisingly sensitive and visually spectacular.



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